HowTo: Make All of Ohio Feel Like a Bunch of A-Holes

Ohio's hurtin' right now.

After their heartfelt (kinda achingly pathetic, in fact) plea to the tune of M.J.'s "We Are the World", Lebron James turned his back on his home state, choosing Miami. If you missed their performance (including the mayor plus other local celebs), check it out.

You also might wanna check out this scathing letter from Cavaliers majority owner Dan Gilbert, in Comic Sans font, nonetheless.